-- P.J. O'Rourke
Was cooking tonight. This seemed to impress Concord Mary. Little did she know that it tasted like crap. But she wanted a picture of the franken-dinner. Sent her this e-mail. And it was so good (the e-mail, not the food) that I'm reformatting and 16th Parallelling it!
Part of me thinks I'm playing up the helpless bachelor angle to Concord Mary, who is a self-proclaimed old fashioned, goody two-shoes kinda chick. Although after yet another foray into the realm of cooking for one's self, I don't think I'm faking it...
Luckily, Nyree Minasian has just called, and indicated that he'd be up for an excursion to the Zoo tonight! I can pick up a slice of pizza!
Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking