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Monday, September 13, 2010

I've found the future university for my daughters

CwTKnockers went to a Liberty High, and was surprised that I knew his mascot was the Patriot.

We're two grown men, chatting!
9:02 PM
CwTKnockers: http://www.liberty.edu/studentaffairs/index.cfm?PID=1378
TiaKatie: go patriots?
CwTKnockers: liberty university
TiaKatie: yeah i know
TiaKatie: no gambling?
CwTKnockers: I've found the future university for my daughters
TiaKatie: no R rated movies?
TiaKatie: no DECEPTION?!?
9:05 PM
CwTKnockers: it lists abortion
TiaKatie: dude, i like the 30 Reprimands + $500 Fine level!
CwTKnockers: that like doubles the prices
9:10 PM
TiaKatie: so your daughters can either fail to properly identify themselves twice, or have one abortion
CwTKnockers: I guess they don't think abortion is that bad

Are puritanical rules funny? Sure. But then again, the Puritans aren't having around 70% of their children out of wedlock...

Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking

(postscriptum from Katie:  OK, so Liberty University has since denied public access to their Reprimands and Consequences, but here's pretty much what we were talking about five years ago...  http://www.distributedrepublic.net/archives/2005/07/27/the-ironically-named-liberty-university/)
Posted by Katie Greene at 8:56 AM
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31 comments:

  1. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 13, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    great post... I'm eager to see the next one

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  2. LemmiwinksSeptember 13, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    Kewl story, bro! Following!

    http://the-state-of-human-intelligence.blogspot.com/

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  3. GordonSeptember 13, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    LOL at the irony. thanks for sharing.

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  4. Lil PeeSeptember 13, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    Whoa... that's a rather interesting school.

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  5. Savage NuggetSeptember 13, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    O chatty. :D

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  6. vibeSeptember 13, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    great choice

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  7. Discerning GentlemanSeptember 13, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    congrats on the successful blog... you have a good thing going here

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  8. SkyshockSeptember 13, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    lol awesome

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  9. Terminally IllSeptember 13, 2010 at 2:10 PM

    sick post brah

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  10. TrashcanmanSeptember 13, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    I am error

    check it http://kadams133.blogspot.com/

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  11. chasityxoSeptember 13, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    lol omg

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  12. Anti1337September 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM

    haaha just like there was this one univ in cali alled oaksterdam univ. LOL

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  13. doomboom9119September 13, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    supporting to the max!

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  14. Come At Me BroSeptember 13, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    Sweet!

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  15. NobodySeptember 13, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    It's not so bad, lol.

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  16. DizZzYSeptember 13, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    Commenting back and showing support!
    View my blogs again sometime bro!

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  17. Light Weight Baby!September 13, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    hmm... I don't know what to think about this

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  18. dRockBlockSeptember 13, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    interesting view

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  19. CHOxLARGESeptember 13, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    sounds like a bizzare place

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  20. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    sad place if u ask

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  21. incognitoSeptember 13, 2010 at 11:40 PM

    fail uni.

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  22. Come At Me BroSeptember 14, 2010 at 6:57 AM

    Love it!

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  23. Tal ZahnSeptember 14, 2010 at 8:47 AM

    Wow... Just wow...

    "Participation in an unauthorized petition or demonstration - $50 fine"
    So if you wish to change something you have to ask someone first in order to have a chance of changing things. In short, they don't care to see what people want changed, they want control.

    And before you dare sign that petition, you better be sure the dean's authorization of approval is on it!

    I know that isn't the most outrageous. I'm laughing at how not doing community service or something christian is the same punishment for sexual assault.

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  24. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 14, 2010 at 9:15 AM

    Thanks for the kind comments on my blog :)

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  25. Discerning GentlemanSeptember 14, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    your blog is coming along nicely

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  26. VipermanSeptember 14, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    what tal said :)

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  27. The End.September 14, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    just stopping by. showing some support

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  28. KC.September 14, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    70%, sounds pretty high. But doesn't that indicate that getting married and having children is a bit passe'? Times-a-changin and all that?

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  29. Katie GreeneSeptember 14, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    KC: yes, that 70% was taken out of context. that phrase originally linked to some posts about black children being born out of wedlock.

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  30. KC.September 14, 2010 at 8:19 PM

    oic, that makes more sense to me. *racist remark?* o.O

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  31. TrashcanmanSeptember 14, 2010 at 9:18 PM

    spit in my mouth

    check it http://kadams133.blogspot.com/

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