|We're two grown men, chatting!|
TiaKatie: go patriots?
CwTKnockers: liberty university
TiaKatie: yeah i know
TiaKatie: no gambling?
CwTKnockers: I've found the future university for my daughters
TiaKatie: no R rated movies?
TiaKatie: no DECEPTION?!?
CwTKnockers: it lists abortion
TiaKatie: dude, i like the 30 Reprimands + $500 Fine level!
CwTKnockers: that like doubles the prices
TiaKatie: so your daughters can either fail to properly identify themselves twice, or have one abortion
CwTKnockers: I guess they don't think abortion is that bad
Are puritanical rules funny? Sure. But then again, the Puritans aren't having around 70% of their children out of wedlock...
Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking
(postscriptum from Katie: OK, so Liberty University has since denied public access to their Reprimands and Consequences, but here's pretty much what we were talking about five years ago... http://www.distributedrepublic.net/archives/2005/07/27/the-ironically-named-liberty-university/)