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Sunday, September 12, 2010

See? The environment hates people. Don't bother trying to save it.

Shit. What can we say? Next time, just stay in your fucking car.

Would've been cooler if this bird was just playing dead in the hopes of pecking some do-gooder's eyes out.
Woman in Oregon stops to help bird; truck hits, kills her

Personally, I was just excited to read about Fred Meyer.

Police said they couldn't cite a cause of the accident but ruled out alcohol or speed.

Hmmmph. How about, "This chick was a dumbfuck."


How much you wanna bet this dumb chick was the same one who would think nothing more of walking in front of your truck in the rain on a 40mph road without looking. And then getting mad when you slam on your brakes to try to save her useless life. Arrogant, selfish hippies-- all of 'em. More of these people need to die before they start learning about the value of common sense.

all my love,
Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking
Posted by Katie Greene at 6:33 PM
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21 comments:

  1. CHOxLARGESeptember 12, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    I like animals and all, but I'm not getting killed to save one.

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  2. chasityxoSeptember 12, 2010 at 7:29 PM

    LOL wow

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  3. dRockBlockSeptember 12, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    interesting post man

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  4. phamanSeptember 12, 2010 at 8:25 PM

    interesting blog, thanks for the follow :)

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  5. doomboom9119September 12, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    must have been a great bird.

    http://thegudshyt.blogspot.com/

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  6. Mecha Six VIISeptember 12, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    hahaha insane.

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  7. KC.September 12, 2010 at 10:38 PM

    lol...I once hit a cat that dashed out in front of my Avvy. I was very disappointed at the lack of guilt. I'm new here and I support this message lol

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  8. KC.September 12, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    KG, KC. again, I checked out your profile pic and ...you're cute...and you play bagpipes. This does not compute. I find myself amazed and fascinated.

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  9. Terminally IllSeptember 12, 2010 at 11:10 PM

    sick post brah!
    i followed

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2010 at 11:28 PM

    hahah poor hippies

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  11. ZombieRitualSeptember 13, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    ridiculous

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  12. Lil PeeSeptember 13, 2010 at 1:34 AM

    wow.. what a bummer for the lady.

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  13. Tal ZahnSeptember 13, 2010 at 5:15 AM

    It's sad (both morose and pathetic) to hear about such dumb people losing their lives like that. Even if they are the stupid selfish hippy type you described, a human life was lost. Though I bet a fairly high % of the people reading the article (not necessarily from here) thought, "but was the seagull okay?" >_>

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  14. Luke ParkerSeptember 13, 2010 at 5:17 AM

    I would have left the seagull.

    http://lpphotographer.blogspot.com

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  15. SwarmsterSeptember 13, 2010 at 8:38 AM

    orly? Interesting stuff,

    follow 4 follow??

    http://zergitup.blogspot.com/

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  16. KC.September 13, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    Hey, any more greendeath stories? I'm waiting on baited breath...

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  17. Katie GreeneSeptember 13, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    KC: lemme see what i can drudge up for you. also, regarding your bagpiping comment from earlier...

    http://katiegreene13vice.blogspot.com/2010/09/something-different.html

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  18. KC.September 14, 2010 at 6:16 PM

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  19. KC.September 14, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    holy shi--

    SOOOO sosorry

    kind of embarrassed

    are you upset with me now? <|:(

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  20. Katie GreeneSeptember 14, 2010 at 7:46 PM

    not really, don't sweat it!

    thanks for stopping by and keep up your great blogging!

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  21. KC.September 14, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    awesome...

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