"by the way, fyi, the electric eel is a worthless piece of shit. there. i said it."

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KatieGreene = me!
Anna = my buddy, but in girl form but when you censor out his potty mouth

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KatieGreene (9:07:24 AM): yay i'm here at work again!
Anna (9:15:03 AM): insaniquarium! yay!
KatieGreene (9:15:15 AM): not enough space on my HD
KatieGreene (9:15:22 AM): and disk cleanup froze up
Anna (9:15:25 AM): damn
KatieGreene (9:15:25 AM): fucking asshole
Anna (9:15:46 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN ATE MY EXPENSIVE FISH. [POOP CHUTE].
KatieGreene (9:16:09 AM): FUCK YOU ALIENS!
Anna (9:16:15 AM): LOL
KatieGreene (9:20:48 AM): i'm gonna post random shit today, but i'll try to keep it off the 16P
KatieGreene (9:21:05 AM): unless you want to see your grade school friend mentally deteriorate right before your eyes
Anna (9:22:11 AM): heheh, off the 16Pindeed. When you come up for air and maintain short periods of lucidity, feel free to put in some 16Pposts. ;)
KatieGreene (9:22:22 AM): sounds good
KatieGreene (9:33:39 AM): maybe i should ditch work and go to the casino
KatieGreene (9:38:13 AM): hey you ever find the link to the FYG from the 16P?
Anna (9:38:33 AM): not a direct page link.
Anna (9:43:44 AM): which pets u use in the game?
KatieGreene (9:44:09 AM): i usually choose the pregnant welfare fish that keeps spitting out guppies
KatieGreene (9:44:15 AM): the snail that collects coins and shit
KatieGreene (9:44:33 AM): eventually the thing that collects stars?
KatieGreene (9:44:39 AM): sometimes the swordfish
Anna (9:44:44 AM): ah
Anna (9:45:14 AM): i like the snail fish, the jellyfish clyde, and gumbo who protects my [EXCRETORY] fish
KatieGreene (9:45:57 AM): what does teh jelly fish do again?
Anna (9:46:07 AM): collects the coins floating.
KatieGreene (9:46:17 AM): oh maybe i never got that one yet
Anna (9:46:21 AM): coin collectors are tops.
KatieGreene (9:46:25 AM): yeha totally
Anna (9:46:39 AM): The name of it is Clyde. It was my 6th fish
KatieGreene (9:47:02 AM): i think th eorderof the pets are random
Anna (9:47:09 AM): I'm using stinky, clyde, and my newest fish, Nimbus--a manta ray.
KatieGreene (9:47:22 AM): what does nimbus do again?
Anna (9:47:38 AM): tosses up any coins or food he catches to the top of the tank
Anna (9:47:58 AM): that way, my other [FEMALE DOGS] can try collecting the coins again.
Anna (9:48:15 AM): DO YOU HEAR ME, [FEMALE DOGS]?! CATCH THE [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] COINS!
Anna (9:48:19 AM): :P
KatieGreene (9:48:29 AM): LOL
KatieGreene (9:48:38 AM): i sense another Insaniquarium post coming up soon
KatieGreene (9:48:50 AM): you'll like my All Play and No Work post
KatieGreene (9:48:52 AM): oh boy
KatieGreene (9:48:55 AM): gonna be a long day
KatieGreene (9:48:57 AM): i wanna ditch right now
Anna (9:50:27 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN ATE MY BREEDER
KatieGreene (9:50:42 AM): wait are you serious? aliens can eat pets?
Anna (9:51:21 AM): there are breeder fish for 200 now.
Anna (9:51:37 AM): dood, didn't you install the deluxe version yet?
KatieGreene (9:52:39 AM): no, still trying to free up space on my shitty hard drive
KatieGreene (9:52:51 AM): wouldn't be a problem if this stupid computer didn't keep fucking around w/virtual memory
Anna (9:52:56 AM): this bullshit game is getting harder.
Anna (9:54:58 AM): wow, the manta ray rocks.
Anna (9:59:48 AM): HOLY [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] [EXCREMENT] THE TANK IS FULL OF COINS!
KatieGreene (10:00:32 AM): http://www.lolwut.org/katie/hearts/HeartHFS.jpg
Anna (10:00:41 AM): AHHHHHHHH!
Anna (10:01:10 AM): THERE ARE SO MANY FISH I CAN'T FEED THEM ALL!
Anna (10:01:20 AM): OH SHIT! ANOTHER [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN!
KatieGreene (10:01:27 AM): AHHHHHH!!! NO SURVIVORS!!!
Anna (10:02:37 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] FISH ARE DYING EVERYWHERE!
KatieGreene (10:04:59 AM): GAME OVER, MAN!!!!!
Anna (10:05:05 AM): ooh, cool pet.
Anna (10:05:10 AM): Amp the electric eel.
Anna (10:05:25 AM): electrocutes your entire tank killing your fish and turning them into diamonds.
Anna (10:05:32 AM): wait a second...
Anna (10:05:37 AM): is that good?
KatieGreene (10:05:47 AM): shit, i don't know
Anna (10:05:48 AM): MAYBE WHEN THE [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] FISH KEEP DYING 'CAUSE I CAN'T FEED THEM ALL!
Anna (10:05:54 AM): [EXCRETION]!
Anna (10:09:32 AM): OH [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] FATASS ALIEN!
Anna (10:09:51 AM): this level is gonna take forever.
KatieGreene (10:10:35 AM): you should choose the pet that [inappropriate] thereby turning them into [inappropriate]
KatieGreene (10:10:51 AM): and please remind me to censor that before putting it up on the 16P
Anna (10:11:37 AM): TWO [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIENS AT ONCE?!
Anna (10:11:40 AM): OH [EXCRETION] ON ME!
Anna (10:11:57 AM): no putting this up on the 16P
Anna (10:12:04 AM): I swear too [BLASPHEMY] much.
KatieGreene (10:12:44 AM): fuck that then you can go back and censor yourself
KatieGreene (10:12:51 AM): so you swear
KatieGreene (10:12:53 AM): big deal
KatieGreene (10:12:59 AM): that's what men our age do
KatieGreene (10:13:04 AM): especially when playing insaniquarium
Anna (10:24:36 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN ATE MY $10,000 ULTRAVORE!
Anna (10:24:43 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATION] [EXCRETION] [MALE CHICKEN] [ROUND OBJECTS USED IN ATHLETICS]!@
KatieGreene (10:24:55 AM): LOL
KatieGreene (10:24:56 AM): oh fuck
Anna (10:27:08 AM): ok. i give up
Anna (10:28:03 AM): by the way, fyi, the electric eel is a worthless piece of [EXCREMENT].
Anna (10:28:07 AM): there. i said it.
KatieGreene (10:28:36 AM): LOL
KatieGreene (10:28:49 AM): i think we found ourselves a post title
KatieGreene (10:29:19 AM): how familiar are you w/html?
Anna (10:30:13 AM): hahaha
Anna (10:30:17 AM): pretty familiar
KatieGreene (10:30:55 AM): i'm trying to format my text using a table, but there's a ton of white space between the hr before the text and the table itself
KatieGreene (10:31:03 AM): and just you wait until you see this post
KatieGreene (10:34:55 AM): hello?
Anna (10:35:09 AM): i was just reading the chat transcript. LOL
Anna (10:35:28 AM): no wonder they call it Insaniquarium. I went insane.
KatieGreene (10:35:33 AM): LOL
KatieGreene (10:35:41 AM): i'll try it later when i free up some disk space
Anna (10:36:05 AM): [BLASPHEMY], dude. it's like, 10MB. What do you have in there? a 40MB HD?
KatieGreene (10:36:21 AM): i have no idea where all my fucking space went
KatieGreene (10:36:26 AM): this is an old computer
KatieGreene (10:37:08 AM): 7 megs free on a 6 gig hd
Anna (10:37:12 AM): ouch

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Not sure why I'm supposed to censor out Anna's words when 1) mine are clearly visible and 2) if you're smart enough to read the 16th Parallel, you can probably figure out what he was saying...

all my love,
Katie Greene, Spokeswoman for Expresso Parking