I must be gay. I have a thing for kitchen appliances.

I just got this today at costco, brand new. It's a 6 QT, 575 Watt KitchenAid Professional 600 series mixer...for $198. Tax included. If you know anything about kitchen appliances, you know that's a great deal. That's right. If kitchen mixers were like cars, this would be a BMW 760. I'm the freakin' king, baby. Wanna lick my beater? Ya know ya wanna.

Oh, and by the way. I saw Ocean's Twelve last night. It sucked. Stay as far away from this movie as possible. The directors must've thought that if you threw about 6 or 7 famous actors together, you'd get something good--just like the futile Shakespeare analogy of putting a million monkeys in a room with a typewriter. It insults your intelligence--the whole "Julia Roberts look-alike" notion left me shaking my head for the rest of the movie. There is no plot. And I'm sorry to say, the heist you expect in this movie is WHOLLY inadequate and anticlimactic. If the idea of wasting eight bucks weren't so revolting to me, I would've walked out. Watching a million monkeys in a room beating the crap out of each other...and, well, throwing crap at each other...would've been far more entertaining.

Don't say I didn't warn you.