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Saturday, September 11, 2010

unless by steel you mean WHORE / and by city you mean CITY

This is probably how the 4am Criticism got started. Late at night, somebody was watching a movie, started chatting with somebody about it. Hilarity ensued.

I didn't finish it because I fell asleep last night. Which i'm sure also happened during many an original 4amC.

Tia K

starting to 4am Criticize Flashdance...
12:56 AM
TiaK: bought Flashdance @ fry's
TiaK: 4.99
TiaK: I like how it's about some Pittsburgh WHORE
TiaK: accountant or welder/stripper
TiaK: they're all WHORES
TiaK: WHORE CITY
AnnA: are you gay because you bought Flashdance?
TiaK: it's about a hot welder chick
TiaK: who's a stripper
TiaK: and she gets wet in her stage show
TiaK: if that's not straight, i don't know what is
AnnA: i dunno, sounds pretty lesbo-riffic to me.
1:00 AM
TiaK: ooh here it is
TiaK: and what's wrong w/lesbians?
TiaK: i like lesbian porn
TiaK: she's a hot welder
TiaK: not a butch welder
TiaK: standby
TiaK: ooh, water!
TiaK: http://3dcelebs.com/galleries/images/jennifer_beals.jpg
AnnA: She's 80'stastic
TiaK: movie was made in 1983
AnnA: It's 1am. wtf are you doing up?
1:05 AM
TiaK: drank a bit too much coke, too wired to sleep
AnnA: I gotta wake up in about 5 hours. I'm in Irvine now.
AnnA: in a hotel room
TiaK: Irvine! FUCK YEAH
AnnA: Dildos! FUCK YEAH!
TiaK: ooh, she's wearing steel toed boots
TiaK: goddam!
TiaK: except she's from pittsburgh
TiaK: fuck that
AnnA: those pennsylvania whores.
TiaK: steel city my ass
TiaK: unless by steel you mean WHORE
TiaK: and by city you mean CITY
AnnA: you drank way too much coke
TiaK: eff my poo i'm wide fucking awake
TiaK: ooh, She's a maniac!
1:10 AM
TiaK: she's dancing like she's never danced before
TiaK: welcome to Whore City, Pennsylvania!
TiaK: WHORE CITY
AnnA: ok, dude...I'm going to bed.
AnnA: and you can't stop me.
TiaK: oh yes i fucking can as long as i have power in my cell phone
TiaK: get some rest
AnnA: haha
1:15 AM
AnnA: http://gorillamask.net/mssc.shtml

14 comments:

  1. yess i love aim hit me up thehhwy

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  2. Thanks for sharing this mate... :D
    Will check on you daily :)

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  3. Kewl story bro! Following

    http://the-state-of-human-intelligence.blogspot.com/

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  4. man flashdance is the best movie ever idec lol

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  5. I never watched Flashdance, I just have a few ideas based on tv show references such as Family Guy. The convo was interesting, but only made me snicker, personally.

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  6. Tal: you're not really missing a pillar of pop culture, or anything. just a chick who was hot back in the early 80s.

    there are some references though that do originate from flashdance. check it out if you're curious.

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