unless by steel you mean WHORE / and by city you mean CITY

This is probably how the 4am Criticism got started. Late at night, somebody was watching a movie, started chatting with somebody about it. Hilarity ensued.

I didn't finish it because I fell asleep last night. Which i'm sure also happened during many an original 4amC.

Tia K

starting to 4am Criticize Flashdance...

12:56 AM TiaK: bought Flashdance @ fry's TiaK: 4.99 TiaK: I like how it's about some Pittsburgh WHORE TiaK: accountant or welder/stripper TiaK: they're all WHORES TiaK: WHORE CITY AnnA: are you gay because you bought Flashdance? TiaK: it's about a hot welder chick TiaK: who's a stripper TiaK: and she gets wet in her stage show TiaK: if that's not straight, i don't know what is AnnA: i dunno, sounds pretty lesbo-riffic to me. 1:00 AM TiaK: ooh here it is TiaK: and what's wrong w/lesbians? TiaK: i like lesbian porn TiaK: she's a hot welder TiaK: not a butch welder TiaK: standby TiaK: ooh, water! TiaK: http://3dcelebs.com/galleries/images/jennifer_beals.jpg AnnA: She's 80'stastic TiaK: movie was made in 1983 AnnA: It's 1am. wtf are you doing up? 1:05 AM TiaK: drank a bit too much coke, too wired to sleep AnnA: I gotta wake up in about 5 hours. I'm in Irvine now. AnnA: in a hotel room TiaK: Irvine! FUCK YEAH AnnA: Dildos! FUCK YEAH! TiaK: ooh, she's wearing steel toed boots TiaK: goddam! TiaK: except she's from pittsburgh TiaK: fuck that AnnA: those pennsylvania whores. TiaK: steel city my ass TiaK: unless by steel you mean WHORE TiaK: and by city you mean CITY AnnA: you drank way too much coke TiaK: eff my poo i'm wide fucking awake TiaK: ooh, She's a maniac! 1:10 AM TiaK: she's dancing like she's never danced before TiaK: welcome to Whore City, Pennsylvania! TiaK: WHORE CITY AnnA: ok, dude...I'm going to bed. AnnA: and you can't stop me. TiaK: oh yes i fucking can as long as i have power in my cell phone TiaK: get some rest AnnA: haha 1:15 AM AnnA: http://gorillamask.net/mssc.shtml