Saturday, September 11, 2010

Just when you thought San Franciscans couldn't get any more annoying...

Just talked to Concord Mary. She's packing right now. Flying to California-land tomorrow. We're having dinner tomorrow, most likely at Joe's of Westlake. It's in Daly City which is just south of San Francisco.

Had mentioned this restaurant to Concord Mary a while back, she had asked her San Francisco friends about it. And oh wonderful. <sarcasm>Boy oh boy, I can't wait to meet her friends.</sarcasm>

Dramatization of real-life conversation between your Tia Katie and Concord Mary
CMary: My friends were ragging on Daly City
TiaK: Your friends in San Francisco. Are they originally from the City, or did they move there from somewhere else?
CMary: Somewhere else.
TiaK: OK. Those are the worst kind of San Franciscans. The native-born San Franciscans are bad enough. They're elitist. But the ones who move there and adopt the elitism? Those are the worst.
CMary: Wait, you're not from San Francisco.
TiaK: No, I'm a Northern Californian.
CMary: So what's the difference?
TiaK: San Franciscans are snooty and elitist. And the ones who move there are the most annoying out of all of them. They think their shit doesn't stink just because they're from San Francisco
CMary: So they're like New Yorkers.
TiaK: Yep. New Yorkers, Bostonians, San Franciscans. All different sides of the same ugly coin. And at the risk of ruffling any more of your friends' feathers because I was at a strip club right before I had drinks with you that one night, your friends don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Strong words, eh? Every one of them true. A good buddy of mine from high school moved to San Francisco. He's an elitist bastard now.

Fuck the Chronicle. The Merc is a better Leftist piece of shit. Comes with Fry's ads too... What it all boils down to is this: Native Northern Californians are the least annoying out of all Californians. Out of the native NorCal-ers, native San Franciscans the most annoying if only because they're so stuck on the fact that they're natives. So do the math. If you've moved to San Francisco from elsewhere yet manage to deride me for not living in the City, you can get bent. You're the reason Californians suck. Please to be leaving.

Updates to follow on the Concord Mary situation.

Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking