(note from Katie: this post originally appeared on Sunday 22 October 2006)
If I don't post this now, I won't get around to it until next Sun-dee. But you'll want to read this now.
New to the 16thP? Man oh man did you pick the wrong post to hop aboard with...
well, really, i don't have a pair of scissors in my studio apartment |
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TiaKatie (1:11:25 PM): i just trimmed my pubes in my office ProfVivianCanapa (1:11:33 PM): AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA TiaKatie (1:11:48 PM): granted, my door was closed, and my office is completely empty... it still felt very naughty ProfVivianCanapa (1:12:10 PM): that's ok ProfVivianCanapa (1:12:14 PM): one time i hated some guy TiaKatie (1:12:20 PM): uh oh ProfVivianCanapa (1:12:22 PM): i felt the need to wipe my ass on his keyboard TiaKatie (1:12:32 PM): oh that's not so bad ProfVivianCanapa (1:12:40 PM): that's ok ProfVivianCanapa (1:12:43 PM): i had sex at the office TiaKatie (1:13:00 PM): with a girl? with a guy? with yourself? ProfVivianCanapa (1:13:05 PM): girl ProfVivianCanapa (1:13:12 PM): that is freaking funny katie TiaKatie (1:13:19 PM): the sex or the pubes? ProfVivianCanapa (1:13:20 PM): the pubes ProfVivianCanapa (1:13:25 PM): you felt the need to mow your lawn at the office ProfVivianCanapa (1:13:34 PM): you should sprinkle it on some ppl TiaKatie (1:13:34 PM): well, really, i don't have a pair of scissors in my studio apartment ProfVivianCanapa (1:13:42 PM): HAHaHhahAHAhahahAHAHAHAHHAhaHAH ProfVivianCanapa (1:13:53 PM): i should quote you TiaKatie (1:14:00 PM): just point people to my blog ProfVivianCanapa (1:14:07 PM): you talked about it?? TiaKatie (1:14:13 PM): no, i'll put this up on the blog ProfVivianCanapa (1:14:13 PM): dood have you thought about jerking it at the office TiaKatie (1:14:21 PM): i always think about that. even at church ProfVivianCanapa (1:14:23 PM): and the putting the cum in the office creamer? TiaKatie (1:14:30 PM): oh. no. that's kinda disturbing TiaKatie (1:14:42 PM): that's also why i don't drink the coffee |
You can't make this stuff up. Sometimes I tell myself,
It could be the Southern Californian who brings out the perverted side of Berkeley Engineering. Never thought I'd say this, but we need more Berkeley Engineers to come to the 16thP so we can figure out the Circle of Perversion.
you almost got pwnd |
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TiaKatie (1:22:11 PM): OH SHIT THERE'S SOMEBODY IN MY OFFICE ProfVivianCanapa (1:22:28 PM): what?!?! ProfVivianCanapa (1:22:35 PM): YOU FUCKING TRIMMED WITH PPL THERE?! TiaKatie (1:22:55 PM): FUCK!!! one of the senior dudes came in to use the copier!! TiaKatie (1:22:59 PM): good thing my door was closed ProfVivianCanapa (1:23:18 PM): you almost got pwnd TiaKatie (1:23:22 PM): oh my TiaKatie (1:23:35 PM): that would've made an even better post, though... ProfVivianCanapa (1:24:14 PM): HAhaHAHAHHAHAa ProfVivianCanapa (1:24:18 PM): you almost got pwnd ProfVivianCanapa (1:24:19 PM): imagine that ProfVivianCanapa (1:24:25 PM): you are mowing your lawn ProfVivianCanapa (1:24:32 PM): and then all of a sudden while you're holding out some pubes ProfVivianCanapa (1:24:39 PM): your boss walks in |
Golf-Foxtrot wasn't phased at all when I told her this story. She somewhat expects this of me nowadays. I told her to check the 16thP later, as the depravity would find itself in 16thP-post form sooner or later. My only regret is that it's so far on the Later end of the spectrum, she's asleep.
She said she's quitting her job tomorrow. Could be an interesting week.
OK must sleep now. Big week ahead.
Tia Katie
ahahahahaha great man!!! xD
ReplyDeletejust to be clear, myself and Prof. Canapa? we're both dudes.
ReplyDeletethanks for stopping by, razortek... i made a comment on your blog about jessica alba's hole.
You people are insane... two thumbs up!
ReplyDeleteCrazyness. Thanks for comments on my chooseyourownadventure blog!
ReplyDeleteoh goddamn that's too funny
ReplyDeletelol, great stuff. I love office stories.
ReplyDeleteI could not trim myself or so any sort of personal grooming like that at the workplace. The most I'll go is maybe sort some hard to blow out boogies but that's it. XD
ReplyDeletedsauasusahdsd good story dsuaihh
ReplyDeletenice post
Hahaha... very funny. :P
ReplyDeleteman... i think i just experienced a week worth of weirdness.
ReplyDeleteeverybody above is waiting patiently in a tab, will visit you guys tomorrow. i'm so goddam tired, i'm going to sleep early.
ReplyDeletewow nice convo
ReplyDeleteOh my god I can't Believe this happened.
ReplyDeleteLunacy! Of the best kind.
ReplyDeleteI lol'd
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