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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

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See? Making the 16thP is that easy. Just a couple of Find & Replaces by your Favorite 16thP Vice President Tia Katie, and they're off!

Makin' the 16thP
9:01:27 PM NyreeMinasian: next time I see you, remind me "horny mexican pin number condoms"
9:21:58 PM
KatieGreeneVPPREP: i don't even need to hear the rest of that
9:22:00 PM
KatieGreeneVPPREP: you're making the 16thP
9:22:22 PM
NyreeMinasian: you will like
9:22:28 PM
NyreeMinasian: went to get cigs
9:22:38 PM
NyreeMinasian: mexican in front of me was buying two packs of condoms
9:22:43 PM
NyreeMinasian: in a bit of a rush
9:22:48 PM
NyreeMinasian: tried his atm
9:22:54 PM
NyreeMinasian: declined, invalid pin
9:22:59 PM
NyreeMinasian: tried again
9:23:04 PM
NyreeMinasian: declined, invalid pin
9:23:10 PM
NyreeMinasian: the clerk took the condoms from him
9:23:16 PM
NyreeMinasian: he left updet
9:23:19 PM
NyreeMinasian: upset
9:23:28 PM
NyreeMinasian: i guess there is another mexican coming into the world
9:23:34 PM
NyreeMinasian: get those welfare checks ready!
9:24:07 PM KatieGreeneVPPREP: oh you're so making the 16thP
9:25:23 PM
NyreeMinasian: i know huh

If you're a 16th Parallel Peon of Mexi-tastic persuasion, our hats are off to you. Go out and have The Sex right now because you can. Lucky bastard. I have a date with my archived radio show right now.

If you're offended by the chat above, how the fuck did you find the 16thP anyway? And why are you still here? Well shit, now that you are here, why don't you stay and look around for a bit? We're kinda like Ikea... something for everyone.

Hmm, upon further inspection, "Something for Everyone" doesn't seem to be their advertising slogan of choice anymore. It was when it opened up in Emeryville, I thought... I ended up buying a CD rack and some 3.5" floppy disk cases. Remember those?

22 comments:

  1. ahahaahah lol another mexican coming xD

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  2. haha, great log! Enjoyed the read

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  3. Aww, poor Mexican guy. Hope he at least used like a sandwich baggie or rubber glove to ATTEMPT protection. Otherwise... well, congratulations and condolences to him, haha!

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  4. if i was that mexican dude in front of my buddy Nyree, i would've whipped it out at the 7-11, jerked it on the counter thereby emptying my baby batter, then gone home for the sex.

    no fuss, no muss. well, OK, fuss for the 7-11 cashier.

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  5. rofl sad. Condoms should be free!

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  6. marleau with two goals in the 2nd period, his 42nd two-goal game! 3-2 carolina under 5 left in the 2nd period

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  7. fuckin shorks. why must they disappoint me so?

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  8. lol, I'm a 16th parallel peon and proud of it!

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  9. That title summarizes everything surprisingly well.

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  10. condoms are stupid....thats why God made coat hangers.

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  11. Hahahaha i am mexican and i really lol'd at this xD

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