Fatigue Quiz!

Found this fatigue quiz on Gorillamask.

Measure Your Level of Fatigue

I went ten questions into it-- got tired of it. Closed the window. Quickly realized I could post about the irony of the situation. I've now invested more time into posting about it on the 16P than I did in the quiz itself.

Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking

Not exactly Chuck Norris, but work with us here...

Got this from Hey, you...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tia Katie!

1. Over 46,000 pieces of Tia Katie float on every square mile of ocean.
2. When Tia Katie is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
3. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Tia Katie as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Tia Katie is two minutes.
5. It's bad luck to whistle near Tia Katie.
6. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Tia Katie.
7. Tia Katie is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!
8. All swans in England belong to Tia Katie!
9. Over half of Americans are officially Tia Katie.
10. If the annual Australian Tia Katie crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Hmm. Number 4 is not cool at all. No sir. And if there are any female 16Peons in the SF Bay Area who would like to help me demonstrate the contrary, please to be leaving contact information in the Comments. All you who missed National De-Lurking Week now have a second chance!!!

I cannot remember being this pleased with quiz results!

Your Stipper Song Is

The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang "Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about" When it comes to dancing, you let your freak flag fly!

What Song Should You Strip To?

From Caltechgirl. And at the risk of alienating a fellow Californian, how 'bout them Trojuns?

Although this does bring up a good topic. If you were a stripper, to what song would you dance onstage? No, let's make this a little more intelligent. What two songs would you pick for your two-song set? Comment below with your quiz results a/o your two-song sets.

And for those of you who have never frequented a Zoo, no problem! Just use your imagination.

Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking

Thurs-dee Quizzes!

In memory of my xb0x0r which is down at my parents' house w/their new Sony 50" LCD (hooowhee!) I've taken some Halo quizzes!


You are Grif. You are known for your excellent
comebacks, and your constant annoying sarcasm.
You're always up for a good staring challenge,
or an argument over something stupid. But there
is some people, you just can't seem to
beat...and that would be Donut. You try to stay
away from him as much as possible.
(Full Name: Private Dexter Grif.)
(Armor Color: Orange.)


A Halo Quiz: Which Red vs Blue character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Which Halo character are you?The flood You are like a sheep in a herd, you follow everyone else and rarely think for yourself.

Click Here to Take This Quiz Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

Thanks, assholes, for passing on shitty html in your quizzes!

Lose your face, lose your name, / Then get fitted for a suit of flame

I forgot where I got this quiz from. I'm guessing not from my usual quiz ganking spots (House of Snark or Not Exactly Rocket Science)

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

OK now this is my kinda quiz!

(Note from Katie:  the Don and Mike show is now defunct, but check out the Don Geronimo Show.)

And the three-space graph of the various types of humor? Man, isn't it great to have taken multi-variable calculus? I mean sure, everybody can appreciate that graph, but Math 53 will give you just a bit more enjoyment for your money.

the Shock Jock (52% dark, 60% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)

your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world, and you probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead. Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Don & Mike - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 41% on dark You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous You scored higher than 88% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

It originally said that I was like Howard Stern, but really he's just an unfunny, less original version of D&M. He's kind of a cross between D&M and Tom Leykis, probably.

The nice thing about D&M is that they keep their stuff fresh and you don't hear the same things over and over. If you listen to Tom Leykis, he's either repeating himself for 15 minutes straight to talk up a subject in the hopes of scaring up new idiots who call his show and say the same things, or he's taking calls which say the exact same thing they said 3 years ago and will probably be saying 3 years from now. Needless to say, the shelf-life for any one listener of Tom Leykis is about three years. If you're lucky, the talk station in Seattle is playing the D&M Show right before the Leykis show, so you have something else to try out.

Unlike many other unqualified opinions out there, I'm actually able to qualify mine.

Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking

ps- quiz and subsequent post courtesy of caltechgirl