WE WORLD SERIES NOW

congratulations to my San Francisco Giants, 2010 World Champions!  FUCK YEAR

holy shit. we're in the WORLD FUCKING SERIES, MOTHERFUCKERS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

beat the PHAILlies last night.  still can't fucking believe it.

Cry some more

WE NLCS MVP NOW

i was so afraid that Big Time Timmy Jim's relief appearance would backfire so bad...

And apparently, this happened at the Cal game I went to right before Game 6.  

You Fall In Love, You Lose

 

"A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus."

(note from katie:  this post originally appeared on 06 August 2006)

Was a week late posting the 4amC from last week, but there it is above in the recaps.

I fell asleep during some slow parts. I was tired, and really this wasn't that great of an episode. At least not for this season. Ironically enough, this seems to be one of the greatest post titles ever to grace the 16thP. Lucky for me, the 16thP Vice Presidents (and one Vice Presidenne) aren't too keen on posting anymore so this one'll stay up for a while.

all my love,
Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking

Live 4am Criticism of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

You are now in chat room "GetBentAIM." KatieGreene13 has entered the chat room. KatieGreene13 (10:29:05 PM): hello dere KatieGreene13 (10:29:46 PM): trying to finish up the first Disc for Godfather II before the rerun of IASiP, before the new episode replays tonight at 11:05 or so... KatieGreene13 (10:30:53 PM): there's a replay of the episode here KatieGreene13 (10:34:56 PM): gonna pee, brb KatieGreene13 (10:35:22 PM): OK no time for pee KatieGreene13 (10:57:02 PM): this episode is a little better the second time around KatieGreene13 (10:59:13 PM): yeahi was right, that was a shitty ending KatieGreene13 (11:03:02 PM): WTF? they're gonna show last week's episode? KatieGreene13 (11:03:15 PM): hope that's a mistake... KatieGreene13 (11:03:19 PM): here we go (?) KatieGreene13 (11:03:20 PM): KatieGreene13 (11:03:26 PM): TV MA L KatieGreene13 (11:03:44 PM): 10:15: AM KatieGreene13 (11:03:46 PM): On a Wednesday KatieGreene13 (11:03:51 PM): Philadelphia, PA KatieGreene13 (11:04:07 PM): Garbage Pail Kids KatieGreene13 (11:04:50 PM): "politics is just one big ass-blast" KatieGreene13 (11:05:25 PM): "The Gang Runs for Office" KatieGreene13 (11:05:33 PM): It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia KatieGreene13 (11:09:41 PM): "A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus." KatieGreene13 (11:11:28 PM): Hobovertising KatieGreene13 (11:13:27 PM): Dee's still lookin' kinda old, but ooh momma do i want to bang her KatieGreene13 (11:15:04 PM): they appear to have pissed off the Union nerds KatieGreene13 (11:15:46 PM): "That's called flip-flopping, Mac! That's what Democrats do!" KatieGreene13 (11:18:52 PM): and now i'm falling asleep... not that it's a shitty episode, but i'm just tired KatieGreene13 (11:19:48 PM): LOL KatieGreene13 (11:19:53 PM): "I think I look like a whore." KatieGreene13 (11:22:52 PM): falling asleep KatieGreene13 (11:24:14 PM): hey ya! Sweet Dee as a whore! KatieGreene13 (11:26:00 PM): Dennis Reynolds, Baby Rapist! KatieGreene13 (11:28:35 PM): WHORE CITY KatieGreene13 has left the chat room.

 

 

Thanks for the mammaries

(note from Katie:  this post originally appeared on 06 October 2006.  was on a politics blog, but i managed to stray off-topic every once in a while)

See what happens when I post politics nowadays? OTWMarcia and fairyweird stop cussing at each other and calling each other names. So here's an experiment. I'm going back to posting what I know best



Or it's just an excuse to post a movie involving two things which as a gender we men should hold dear. The Price is Right... and boobies.

I guess that makes it three things then?

Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking

Super fucking busy...

...but I love you guys and I can't stay away from you forever.  Barely enough time to say Congratulations, SF Giants on the NLCS Berth!

GIANTS WIN! GO CHEW ON THAT, ATLANTA!

gotta get to bed, but a quick post about the G-men...  Tim Lincecum holds the Barves to 2 hits, strikes out 14 in 9 innings of work!  Giants lead the series 1-0

And now that i'm all Fired Up and happy about the Giants, time to take myself back down to earth.  Time to prepare myself for the inevitable abortion that is Giants baseball.  Best way to prepare one's self for doom and gloom and disappointment and justified feelings of suicide? 

Dragonite Dad.

WE NL WEST NOW

Just a quick post to break the fifth wall and rejoice that we're in the playoffs for the first time since 2003!

Callback to previous post:  hope you didn't put your money on the giants last friday.  they crapped it up.

Katie Greene
Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking
Commissioner, 16th Parallel Department of Recreational Athletics (Semi-nude)

Tonight, on the 16th Parallel: Katie Greene fucks with your head!

CwTKnockers is here. We were just talking about the season premiere of the FX's The League.  If you watched it, here's my hint for The Game.  (and no, GTFO with "The Game".  it was fun playing the first few months of ebaums...)

Horniness is what she grants you. snap-snap-snap-snap The best part of her new video is the whipped cream. snap Nary a tear was shed when she transitioned into pop music, but... Demons caused her to leave her old genre. Christian music was her specialty. snap-snap-snap-snap Long legs give me a boner. Dykey girls are excited by her.

Holy shit, CwTKnockers got it! I feel bad now that I looked up the answer with minimal effort to figure it out.

Katie Greene, Vice President of Public Relations, Expresso Parking

Today Was a Good Day

do you see what i did there?

Normally, I'd have a nice juicy post for you, especially with such a Katie -tastic weekend. But I'm watching my Season 4 DVD of The Shield, so you'll make do with a post that's receiving less than my full attention.

Went to Cache Creek today. Not with Maggie the Cat, though. My grandma called me up, said that she had a coupon for complimentary $20 slot play. Who am I to refuse? Although I was somewhat concerned that I shot my wad of luck on Friday when I turned $38 into $199 on bodog. That's good, yes, but I was afraid that I had used up all my gambling karma.

Staked $140-- because my preferred stake of $138 is just a pain in the ass sometimes-- dipped down to $70, $80 at one point but then made a miraculous recovery to pull even and then up to around $180 or so. Pulled out at $168 because it was time to go home.

Tia Katie, you might be asking if you too share the gambling bug, How can I make a miraculous recovery too? Well, 16th Parallel Peons, I've posted this progression before. If i'm not lazy, I'll find it for you.

<update time=0053>
You're in luck: Feelin' Crappy!

You wanna know how not to gamble like a little girl? Check out the tips in that post right there...
</update>

1-2-3-6-4-8-4-8-...

This gets kinda messy when you get to the six and the eight and you have some wiggle room when you have to place 6 or 8 units on a single line bet. If you're playing with double odds, you can have a 2-unit line bet, and a 4-unit free odds.

Lay 9 to win 5 that we lost our little girl AnnA's comprehension with "free odds". Press it up one unit that the concept of "laying odds" went over his head too. Hope you had your "AnnA Don't Understand Pressing One Unit" bet working. That's just easy money.

So back to the progression. Double free-odds. If you're lucky enough to get to the 6 and win, what do you do with the 4? 2 and 2? Wrong. You can take 2 behind the line with 1 on the line. Your Tia Katie usually changes the progression to ...-3-6-3-6-... Which reminds me, you gotta start off 2-2 and not 1-2. So really, it's

2-2-3-6-3-6-...

Easier said than done.

Lunch at the buffet with grandma, and that's one nice buffet! Maybe even better than some of the nicer Vegas buffets. I liked the Aladdin and the Luxor, but I think this one beat both of them. Ice Cream Sundae bar, good prime rib, potstickers didn't suck. Quite the bargain. Anyway, was thinking about the Katie-progression during lunch, since I saw on the way over that the tables were actually $5 and not $10 like I thought I saw earlier.

Cache Creek is 3-4-5 free odds. Whole Other set of problems. But it lets us get back to 2-2-3-6-4-8-4-8-...

2 - 1 and 1
2 - 1 and 1
3 - 1 and 2
6 - umm, we'll get to that in a second
4 - 1 and 3. Duh. This is where I lost.
8 - Didn't get here. 2 and 6? maybe something related to the 6-unit bet?

For the 6-unit: 1 on the line and max free odds. You may have 2 or 1 units free. You can place the extra unit(s) on the 6 and/or the 8. Press one unit until you Ess-out. "Seven-out" if you're AnnA.

For the 8-unit: Now that I think about it, 1 and 3 and placing 4 units is a huge pain in the ass. Do that if you feel like it, but you might be better off with 2 and 6. No fuss, no muss.

Went shooting after dropping grandma off. Tried the 20-gauge, but some ejector-dealie wasn't ejecting the spent shells like it was supposed to. Manager of the store put some teflon-dealie on it, but I wasn't paying attention. I'll clean the guns tomorrow, as it's well past my bedtime.

The Shield is rad, recommend you check it out if you haven't already. If you're fortunate enough to be in my good graces, ask to borrow my copy. Or invite yourself over. Just lemme clean up a bit first...

Tia Katie

unless by steel you mean WHORE / and by city you mean CITY

This is probably how the 4am Criticism got started. Late at night, somebody was watching a movie, started chatting with somebody about it. Hilarity ensued.

I didn't finish it because I fell asleep last night. Which i'm sure also happened during many an original 4amC.

Tia K

starting to 4am Criticize Flashdance...

12:56 AM TiaK: bought Flashdance @ fry's TiaK: 4.99 TiaK: I like how it's about some Pittsburgh WHORE TiaK: accountant or welder/stripper TiaK: they're all WHORES TiaK: WHORE CITY AnnA: are you gay because you bought Flashdance? TiaK: it's about a hot welder chick TiaK: who's a stripper TiaK: and she gets wet in her stage show TiaK: if that's not straight, i don't know what is AnnA: i dunno, sounds pretty lesbo-riffic to me. 1:00 AM TiaK: ooh here it is TiaK: and what's wrong w/lesbians? TiaK: i like lesbian porn TiaK: she's a hot welder TiaK: not a butch welder TiaK: standby TiaK: ooh, water! TiaK: http://3dcelebs.com/galleries/images/jennifer_beals.jpg AnnA: She's 80'stastic TiaK: movie was made in 1983 AnnA: It's 1am. wtf are you doing up? 1:05 AM TiaK: drank a bit too much coke, too wired to sleep AnnA: I gotta wake up in about 5 hours. I'm in Irvine now. AnnA: in a hotel room TiaK: Irvine! FUCK YEAH AnnA: Dildos! FUCK YEAH! TiaK: ooh, she's wearing steel toed boots TiaK: goddam! TiaK: except she's from pittsburgh TiaK: fuck that AnnA: those pennsylvania whores. TiaK: steel city my ass TiaK: unless by steel you mean WHORE TiaK: and by city you mean CITY AnnA: you drank way too much coke TiaK: eff my poo i'm wide fucking awake TiaK: ooh, She's a maniac! 1:10 AM TiaK: she's dancing like she's never danced before TiaK: welcome to Whore City, Pennsylvania! TiaK: WHORE CITY AnnA: ok, dude...I'm going to bed. AnnA: and you can't stop me. TiaK: oh yes i fucking can as long as i have power in my cell phone TiaK: get some rest AnnA: haha 1:15 AM AnnA: http://gorillamask.net/mssc.shtml